January 23, 2010

Crazy Cat Lady Club Guidelines

Not a member yet? Certain guidelines apply. In order to qualify for an Official Cat Lady I.D. card, one or more of the of the following criteria must apply:
  • Your cat wears hats on holidays and/or has a flashier wardrobe than you do.
  • Your cat is the author of his or her own blog and has subscribers.
  • You spend more on gourmet cat treats and litter than on your own groceries.
  • Your cat has his or her own Facebook profile and more friends than you do.
  • You consider loose fur to be the ultimate fashion accessory & wear it proudly.
  • Your cat has nicer furniture and playthings than you do.
  • You share your home with cats in spite of your severe allergy to pet dander.
  • You have a "My Tabby is Smarter Than Your Honor Student" bumper sticker.
  • You and your cat communicate through telepathic messages.
  • Your cat has his or her own television, plus video tape and/or dvd collection.
  • The veterinarian sends thank-you notes for financing their child's college tuition.
  • You NEVER leave home without the proper CCCCL I.D. card in your wallet
If you are unable to meet the criteria listed above, do not despair. The following will apply:

When using the abbreviation C.C.C.C.L. (Card-Carrying Crazy Cat Lady), it shall be permissible to substitute any one or more of the following words for the term "Crazy":

  • Caring
  • Creative
  • Comical
  • Cute
  • Courageous
  • Capable
  • Corporate
  • Clever
  • Cuddly
  • Compassionate
  • Clairvoyant
  • Collegiate
  • Courteous
  • Curious
  • Classy
  • Caffeinated

Congratulations!! You have qualified! Membership Kits are available here: CCCCLC Kit and include a personalized I.D. card, a members-only pinback button, and full color copies of the Guidelines and the Crazy Cat Lady Creed. Enjoy!

2 comments:

High On Craft said...

Hi Susan! I love this idea - very cute. Still loving all your cat ladies and paintings. Thank you for sharing your gift with us all.

Jo said...

Love this (so does my kitten who is attacking my fingers as I type) - My kitten has started a blog (see link below) - but I haven't got past the first entry - and yes I do spend more money, time and effect buying food for my 2 cats than I do my children!!

Just adore your art!!

http://rubyandfriends.blogspot.com/