Crazy Cat Lady Club Guidelines

Not a member yet? Certain guidelines apply. In order to qualify for an Official Cat Lady I.D. card, one or more of the of the following criteria must apply:

• Your cat wears hats on holidays and/or has a flashier wardrobe than you do.
• Your cat is the author of his or her own blog and has subscribers.
• You spend more on gourmet cat treats and litter than on your own groceries.
• Your cat has his or her own Facebook profile and more friends than you do.
• You consider loose fur to be the ultimate fashion accessory & wear it proudly.
• Your cat has nicer furniture and playthings than you do.
• You share your home with cats in spite of your severe allergy to pet dander.
• You have a "My Tabby is Smarter Than Your Honor Student" bumper sticker.
• You and your cat communicate through telepathic messages.
• Your cat has his or her own television, plus video tape and/or dvd collection.
• The veterinarian sends thank-you notes for financing their child's college tuition.
• You NEVER leave home without the proper CCCCL I.D. card in your wallet

If you are unable to meet the criteria listed above, do not despair. The following will apply:

When using the abbreviation C.C.C.C.L. (Card-Carrying Crazy Cat Lady), it shall be permissible to substitute any one or more of the following words for the term "Crazy":

• Caring
• Creative
• Comical
• Cute
• Courageous
• Capable
• Corporate
• Clever
• Cuddly
• Compassionate
• Clairvoyant
• Collegiate
• Courteous
• Curious
• Classy
• Caffeinated
  

Congratulations!! You have qualified! Membership Kits are available here: CCCCLC Kit and include a personalized I.D. card, a members-only pinback button, and full color copies of the Guidelines and the Crazy Cat Lady Creed. Enjoy!